5 Best Online Sex Toy Shops for When You’re Strapped for Cash

Pleasure shouldn’t come at too high a cost.

by Nathan Reilly Sep 7, 2020

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Not all businesses are suffering as result of the COVID-19 outbreak. In fact, some are booming. While many companies continue to search for novel ways to earn cash while maintaining government social distancing guidelines, online sex toy shops lie on the other end of the spectrum, soaring in sales since the stay-at-home orders were enacted in mid-March. And hey, we totally get it: the need to get yourself off is real.

If your yearly earnings allow for a particularly decadent purchase, this $15,000 gold-plated vibrator might be worth the investment. But if like us, you’re not trying to drop that kind of cash on an adult toy, we’ve got you covered.

Here are five online sex toy shops with the best discounts, deals, and prices we could find.

1. Ella Paradis

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Courtesy of Ella Paradis

If you love free shipping without a spending minimum, Ella Paradis is where it’s at. All orders placed in the U.S., whether you spend $20 or $200, cost you zero in shipping—which may make you question why you’d ever again set foot into an actual sex shop.

Once you’ve placed an item into your cart, you’re eligible for other “special offers” aka more toys you can add to cart for cheaper deals. You might even find yourself with an offer for a free toy! (Yes, you read that correctly.) And if you find the same toy for cheaper by another authorized re-seller, Ella Paradis will match your price, even after you’ve already made the purchase (provided it’s within their refund time frame). Plan on ordering $100 or more worth of merch? You automatically receive a $5 gift card as a thank you. Still not sold? Use their coupon codes—right now it’s “BEACHY”—for an additional percentage off your total purchase.

2. Unbound Babes